Cyril's Talks....

This is something that my good friend Cyril Towle wrote... what is now almost 4 years ago... he wrote this while hogging on to the system at my place while I completely refused to pay any attention to him... however this is in no way a defense to what he has written below.... I shall not prolong this prologue from whats coming ur way... however I will provide this disclaimer.... forgive the language.. all that I have to say in defense for it is... He is an MA in Literature ;)

Trust me its an interesting read though

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The process of knowing some body is one which never does come to an end atleast in ones own lifetime, this of course has been my own observation and i admit in all modesty is susceptible to my inexplicable prejudice nonetheless i realise this is as rampant in others and hence i shall not in a magnanimous manner let go of my chance to decry or rather upbraid my good friend Sandeep for his most uncharacteristic behavior the one he displayed so recently shocking me out of my living daylights. My good reader might by now have perceived the change in my diction and i have done so as to keep my reader in good spirits since none whatsoever would want to be too involved in an academic dissertation, which is true in my case too despite the fact that i am so mercilessly made to read through reams of sepia tinted texts that the university in all its gracious self has decided is for my good, how, is something i shall not ask my self nor press upon the gentle reader to do so.
Reverting back to my initial interest namely my friend i must first admit for the benefit of the reader, that he has time and again proved himself absolutely indispensable and the favors that he has thus heaped on me are disproportional to what i have myself extended in exchange, but even so i have not spared to overlook his not so significant flaws. Like for instance sandeep’s penchant to singing aloud much to my chagrin and that of the others but that is nothing compared to what he does at dinner which being downright boorish i shall not dwell upon for fear of disgusting gentle folks who happen to unfortunately stumble upon this absolutely redundant piece of observation. There are of course other gentle qualities like his competence and generosity. But they never can help outweigh his ever so increasing amount of disturbing whimsicalities and oddities.
Now, this good friend of mine has spent time doing a lot many tasks which have in retrospect proved merely time consuming and invariably taxing on our feeble finances. One such task ofcourse that we never fail to undertake on each of our outings is to provide ourselves with a sumptuous meal. I have often tried to discern the origins of such a suggestion but have failed on more than one occasion. Yet being acquainted with my friend’s gluttony i can safely presume that it begins or rather originates from the very depths of his voluminous belly. The cry being primeval is potent enough to coax me into presiding over the feast and my generous heart quite willingly complies with his constant request. Our company has many a times suffered the calumny of lifeless onlookers. Like once when we holding hands were looked upon as couple with perverse sexual preferences!! But i did not let that disturb my status quo in the least. For they being lowly Indians have always failed to comprehend the genius that drives one away from the mainstream very much like our own Ramar Pillai who went on his furtive search to concoct the so sought after viscous ominous liquid petroleum, giving our IIT’ians a run for their money it is a different matter that they managed to turn the tables on the unsuspecting

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Don't say I dint warn you ;-)